Super Gum

Wax and rubber chunks for your mastication habits, world wide gum dispensing machines which deliver caffeine into the bloodstream through saliva upon the mega chod. Your infusion of spearmint and mouth air freshener combines to create a whirpool of delight as the rear molars chomp and suck on the oblongular flesh coloured gum being rescued from the delicate macrothin metal sheeting in which the chewwy is stored in after being mined from the ancient soil of half countries. It's purpose is to be chewed, to osmosize blue and white waves of taste energy into our juddering gobs. Super gum!