Constrict

Amputation Of Unknown Limbs

Mathematical Investigations Into The Occult

Equalize, demonstrate, rectify, absolve, reproduce, obfuscate, demoralize, agree.

Noughtilus

As the new century emerges from the fug of time like some kind of mewling premature child, several inconsistencies have been noticed in it's chronobiology. The holistic approach to the entire universe seems to have been ignored in certain examples;

a. new forms of sexuality beginning with porn addiction that leads to entirely new forms of onanistic romance which in turn can lead to potential schizovorce
b. shared dreams across the entire population, missed by insomniacs
c. a Spanish volcano that erupts blood
d. that the entire Iraq war has been staged by government officials as a cover-up for the attempted assassinations of an invincible man
e. the entire universe is in fact tiny and the stars seen in the sky are only as large as footballs hovering a few miles above earth
f. cocaine has trace amounts of coca-cola in it
g. the internet is funnelled through whale brains stationed hundreds of miles apart sending signals telepathically
h. hubris

Duopolis

Concertina traffic flow, through the rain a five hundred watt animated advertisement shows a laughing young couple sail on their holidays. The cameras emerge from behind palm leaves, across blindingly white beaches and bronzed muscle before finally swooping around the couple drinking on the beach. Nice, fuzzy sort of music plays and everyone stops what they're doing and begins to do big happy claps for how nice it must be.

Shift Shaper

When you look at your life and find it lacks in details, that there was no spiritual awakening, no dream fulfilled, no meaningful love experience, then it is sometimes just fine to realise that these constructs are in fact obstacles to the true purpose in life. The quest for the biggest hands. The hands are what separate us from every other mud soaked animal sucking with toothless gums at each other in some desperate attempt to climb a food chain that was ended on the advent of the hand evolution, first discovered in the protozoic era by strange canine beasts and further adopted by the homo sapien, homo erectoad and homo juventus. The next step in evolution has been spotted amongst certain 'chosen ones' also known as the more political correct term, double specials. The hands, the bones in the hand. They grow into rings to show the true age of the owner, they point at the wall and say that the nail is as old as they are. A cruel joke blasphemed out by a pedant.

Hand care is one of the more lucrative business opportunities in coming years, running alongside green energy and printed meat to become big in the stock market. As people begin to worry more about certain germs the hands become cleaner until they finally become highly polished stubs of bone, occasionally pierced with the latest accessory such as a camera case or a heart beat sensor. Sometimes all there is to do is to dive right in and become an early adopter, soak your hands in vaseline every night and avoid raw sewage.

Collapsing Wave Function Convention

A kind of shimmering funky bliss falls down as planet earth warms itself with biological activity, sport and feeding. News is old and all there is left to do is chow down on the last gristle of the hour, a hyper awareness of the actuality of life and how authentic it is compared to how it used to seem. Autotelepathy into future selves guides us until the zero point is reached in which every one in a thousand chance happens immediately and builds exponentially until a loud quantum signal sounds across the universe. Meanwhile I'll play a multiplayer action game over the internet. The time of the plastic eaters.