Armitage Shanks stops his car, unsliding the key from the ignition. Sitting motionless, less is more and he begins to vibrate. Supercooled lasers at different angles engage him, ultimate parallax into a wormhole. Thin black veins shoot across the atlas of his brain sphere, tesseractoid segments in space unfold before him like origami to reveal the infinite metadimensions. He gasps, audibly.
Meanwhile a dozen Roland SH-101s throb to the strobing beat of the pulsars. “It's so...funky.”
armitage shanks lights a cigarette looks in his rear view mirror and sees a ghost am I dreaming or is this virtual reality it says he shakes his head there is a twist in the end he says the intellectuals called this the pigs Tail a pun about how a pig has genitals shaped like corkscrews ghost evaporates into ectoplasm never to be thought of again he recycles a pair of polarized glasses and drives off after leaving a scumpled up polaroid of a woman showing his rosebud.
31.7.10
30.7.10
The Prosthetic Husband
Faking a quantum suicide, bug eyed and 16:9. Ghost limbs ache. Dread. That's what happens when coming back from uncle war. Just one more thing.
Tequila slammer. Tequila mockingbird.
Tequila slammer. Tequila mockingbird.
27.7.10
Jupiter, Venus, Mars
Black holes crush planets and atoms together, creating microscopic universes behind the corneas. Post-LHC, scientists decide that the site of the previous fastest running particle accelerator should be used to host a special server to host streaming internet videos. Benoit became paranoid, believing his waking time and sleep time had become reversed. If he had lived long enough he would have found that the motion picture 'Inception' directed by Christopher Knowlen to be the key to his life, especially the wintery bits. Instead he became trapped in a DMT induced time loop where he believes he is untangling a large bundle of electrical chords.
Perfect Combo Meal
Measurements with left hand, measurements of right hand compared. The digital switchover was a masquerade for freeing up electromagnetic wave frequencies previously used for television broadcast and now used to send fat packets of information from the government to itself. A recurring theme in the conspiracy thriller category of fiction, it doesn't take a shit sherlock to not poo poo the idea. You look at yourself in the mirror and discover you are wearing a questionable item of clothing bought off the internet? Ghosts of old social networking sites return to memory, flashbacks of a traumatic malfunction.
23.7.10
Super Sex
Roborz self correcting. Armitage Shanks looks at the bizarre speculum in his hand, one made for unknown maws. It is red.
21.7.10
20.7.10
Execution
Baying idiots shuffle around the bed, microbes and small fishes and evolutionary conclusions of the dinosaurs parading like wild things on top of kashmir rugs. Bizarre USB lava lamps shine and shone around. Many words interpretation of Yorkshire, the beams of metal interlock into the ashtray patterns of world leaders. Molten glitter.
Horatio the horn blower takes off his sunglasses to look at a photograph of a man inside a barrel where holes had been cut for his arms and legs. This man was Oliver Reed. "Enchance!" he ordered. With the right encryption algorithms the reflection of a door handle gave a five hundred and sixty degree view of the room. "Looks like...substantial quantum objects inside."
Bossanova.
Horatio the horn blower takes off his sunglasses to look at a photograph of a man inside a barrel where holes had been cut for his arms and legs. This man was Oliver Reed. "Enchance!" he ordered. With the right encryption algorithms the reflection of a door handle gave a five hundred and sixty degree view of the room. "Looks like...substantial quantum objects inside."
Bossanova.
16.7.10
The Army Is Hugely Important To You
"The hydro."
"Hydro."
"Collider?"
"Large Hardon Collider."
War without death. Lysergic Acid Diethylamide flood. DMT jected from cow brains, injected behind your nose. However you have been a good boy drug. Interactions ultra, you are the best of all the dearest boys that ever were, this morning, and here's the ... rub ! Book rub that is.
12.7.10
Inadequacy
Breaking broken backs back baking under boiling stars. And bionic hands. And rotating buildings.
9.7.10
Pounding Technological Sound Music
"Have a Nice Life!", don't be so peevish, always, always carry something spare.
Oswald Osterman Spare declares to himself that he made himself gay to avoid being married. Some people just really like having pets and hobbies.
Oswald Osterman Spare declares to himself that he made himself gay to avoid being married. Some people just really like having pets and hobbies.
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