27.2.11

Sham Poo

More science now!

26.2.11

Nicholsons

Jack Nicholson slowly appearing from a mirrored edge. He demands wine whiskey and women, the three double you's he requires. After completion of any of his film projects he likes to celebrate by fitting an inside-out waterbed to his bathroom walls and having a big bubble bath in the whole room.

Palm Reading



Upside down space rockets, get it over with.

24.2.11

18.2.11

The Summer Of Ennui
















Not giving enough. Not caring enough. Not doing enough. Not thinking enough. About Mars.

14.2.11

Binomial

Everything at right angles. A government spokesman, a go vern men t spoke sman, spoke today regarding people who have vanished when being alone in a room with a quantum computer. Brian Cox is still missing.

10.2.11

Late In The Evening, Giant Bat Attack

Genetically modified o-zone for a planet filled with infoplebs. Only those that remained on the outside of this metal uterus grew up big and strong like godzillas.

9.2.11

Psychozoology

The scientist looked out at the Atlantic, wondering what metaphors he could wrangle from the waves in order to properly explain his own research into electromagnetic wave manipulation. Surfing an x-ray? A boat that travelled on the ultraviolet? Amongst the crests of white foam and grey water sludge a dead shark floated. What kind of strange fishes would live in the sea of electromagnetism.

6.2.11

Metabolise

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