Antimatter Blossom

Egophobia

The Eleven Doctors

Temporal Bio-anomaly.

Canis Major

Animal slaves toil for affection, haunting dreams and stealing food.

Look With Your Eyes

double dip

Early Morning Sunshine

The flimsy sheet of x-ray sensitive film blows in the breeze slightly as Ray Milland warms up the x-ray generator half a mile away. He was attempting to create an x-ray image of the landscape by blasting entire horizons with radioactive beams. There was a thudding noise in the background as Milland showed me his earlier work. A field of horse skeletons. A street of ghostly cars and the blurs of humans walking around with no skin or muscle. A section of forest, lit up like the night sky with the abundance of animals, birds and insects standing out in stark contrast on the blue, black background. "I plan on aerial photography next." he said to himself.

Space Drugs

Some of the greatest discoveries of mankind were found under the influence of drugs, such as Isaac Newton ingesting a hefty bag of psychedelic mushrooms and seeing small orbs raining from the air keeping everything stuck to the ground giving him the idea of gravity or Charles Darwin, drunk, looking down a superstring and watching the entire history of biology in between saccades. Other discoveries were more controversial, with whole groups of scientists being so strung out for long periods of time they weren't even sure if they had written down their discoveries or not.

And now, in this calm before the brain storm of unending invention, we must acknowledge what kind of drugs the supermassive objects ingest. This is of course directed at those familiar with the work of Drake, the theory that suns are enormous brains that sing to each other over space and time like strange whales. There is certainly a tendency in the stars that go supernova, and thus become magnetars and pulsars, that space drugs almost definitely exist. Scientists are currently uncertain as to what form or effect these space drugs would have, although it is thought perhaps indestructible clouds of psychedelics float through the cosmos, warping matter itself by freaking out atoms. Others suggest comets act as hypodermic syringes, punching holes in the surface of stars and delivering chemical mixtures that make the star turn into liquid. Whatever form these take, every single scientist definitely agrees on their existence. All of them.

Echelons Of Existence

Beneath the eyelids, in the darkest drunkest night. Something.

Reality Nexus 1983

Birthday Presents

An Eagle for an Emperor, a Peregrine for a Prince, a Kestrel for a Knave and a Hawk for Hawking. Stephen Hawking.

Lunar Power

The moon has a great effect on both our planet and our psychologies. Scientists have recently invented a 'moon bulb' to recreate these changes electronically, similar to how full spectrum bulbs are intended to emulate the sun.

Astroticians

Time flows like a river. You can't stop a river from flowing although you can slow it or speed it up. We have yet to invent cosmic buckets to carry the water up or down the river but when we do it will be very wet.

Inward

Scalextric Orbital

Jacob Donaldson has recently built a scale model of the M25 around his estate. The three and a half miles of track is home to roughly one hundred thousand miniature cars Donaldson powers with a small electric substation. The model is pretty much an exact replica in every way except at junction 4B, where the M25 usually intersects with the M4, Donaldson has chosen to pile up dead foxes. There is a small tunnel underneath this pile, every time a car passes through it usually disrupts the flies and maggots on the corpses. Another thing worth noting is the absence of traffic jams due to the constant speed upheld by the cars, something Donaldson is incredibly proud of.

The Speed Of Sleep

Clean

The patient enters a booth in which they are dosed with a mixture of radiation, arsenic and antibiotics in order to kill every single bacteria, fungus and parasite inside their body. They are then shaved of all body hair and washed in ice baths before entering the clean room, set up for patients who have been afflicted with diseases or allergies that make them susceptible to falling foul of living a day to day life.

A problem with removing all bacteria from the body, which outnumbers our cells ten to one, is digestion. Bacteria is quite intrinsic to breaking down certain foods and without them the patients have a diet consisting mainly of pre-digested soup. For the most part the patients are happy, although they miss cheese.

Festering Aurora

Waves of optical plasma bounced around the fringes, things started to melt. In the last DMT induced moments of his life, Gordon Brown surveyed his birth place for one final time before the aneurysm knocked him down onto the wet, green grass.

Stellar

A neutron star landed in London the other day, causing major traffic disturbances. The super heavy mass has also caused our solar system to rotate around Earth. A government spokesperson when asked about the neutron star said it was 'fantastic' and hoped that they could build a themed science park around the crash site that would 'be better than the millenium dome'.

Like The Ocean

Please refer to this diagram if stuck in time loop.

Chrome Moth on Nettle

Screwdriver Heat

The Kingdom, The Power And The Glory

Scientists have recently discovered that through the act of meditation one can learn to direct ions from where the hemispheres of the brain meet in order to move small pieces of iron through telemagnetism. It is thought that although this wouldn't have much application in building large commercial and industrial buildings it would come in handy for fiddling about with little ibbly bits inside the smallest machines. Scientists are also questioning as to what effect machines have on pushing negatively charged ions into our cortex holes.

Dancing

Turned Eye Cages

Computer voiced violence, spewing mathematics.