The benefits of trepanation are many, from curing mental illness to allowing more oxygen to the brain. The process is quite simple and can be performed at home under relatively clean conditions. First of all select a region of the brain you wish to enhance. At the front of the human brain is where we make our decisions, scientists call this the 'destiny lobe' for good reason. The middle area of the brain is used primarily for controlling the body so trepanating would lead to greater co-ordination and muscle mass. The back of the brain is responsible primarily for dreams, memories and processing imagery. If one were to trepanate this area and perhaps fit some sort of valve then the person would be able to switch on or off their own dream states.
The process is then quite easy. Using a diamond edged drill bit of approximately 5mm extremely slowly ease it into the head, after cutting your hair of course. Remember this is your brain and it is quite a delicate procedure so you may want a partner to give you a hand. Once you have passed the dermis and skull you will hear a popping sound as excess air is released from the head. Congratulations, you've just performed your first trepanation! Feel free to experiment by drilling holes in different places for various benefits such as changing the way you perceive colour or wiping away bad memories.
