Here are 5 tips to make your business healthy;
1. Optimize search engine results, especially paying attention to the russian and even chinese internet.
2. Content is king, but who is God? George Washington's face on a hundred dollar bill y'all.
3. By upgrading your internet connection to the new 'broadband', you can upload at a basic 526kb/s.
4. Remember to print out business cards at home and hand them out at corporate events. Save money by being sponsored by a paper manufacturer.
5. The fifth tip is just have fun.
Do you want to make money by working from home? Simply click on advertisements on the internet. You're making someone money but that person isn't you, so think outside the box. Start making up your own advertisements and post them to your friends, earn £1 with every 1000 clicks. That means after roughly 10,000 clicks you'll be earning £10,000.
The thing I love about the Apple Macs is the designing. It's cool, it's hip. Young people love it, good brand recognition. The PC on the other hand has the image of being something found in the homes of sex criminals. Here's a tip for Bill Gates; make computers out of gold. That way they will be very expensive. It's important nowadays to get tattoos. Tattoos are a way of archiving the viral. Charlie bit my finger. Fastforward twenty years, Charlie killed someone. Why? He had been programmed to do at an early age by cannibalistic projection.
You ever lie in bed and wonder what you did that got you where you are today? You might think back to some key moment then remember something before that happened that set the event in motion. In fact you could go back through your entire life, then your parents, and your ancestors but guess what? They have nothing to do with you lying in bed. Reaching financial independence isn't a luxury, it's a fashion statement.
Maybe you should re-mortgage your house so you can get hair or breast implants? A little money saving tip that does me good, for every £1 I spend I put £2 into a savings account. That way I barely have any money and sell Christmas presents in order to fuel my drug habit. But what about the recession? Turns out it never happened. Just a bunch of jerks started talking about politics because talking about something important made them feel important. Why not empathise with your bank? I encourage readers to sneak up to it in the middle of the night and start smearing themselves against the windows.
Notice the women in the centre of the five pound note. They are crying because the babies are being drowned. The aristocrats on the left are overlooking the scheme. A woman watches a child and a dwarf wrestle. The shapes on the inner wheel arch are reminiscent of the sayagata pattern, interlocking swastikas. Elizabeth Fry has hair like Marge Simpson. Overall a fascinating design, perhaps some of the best money around. 5/5 stars.
