a. new forms of sexuality beginning with porn addiction that leads to entirely new forms of onanistic romance which in turn can lead to potential schizovorce
b. shared dreams across the entire population, missed by insomniacs
c. a Spanish volcano that erupts blood
d. that the entire Iraq war has been staged by government officials as a cover-up for the attempted assassinations of an invincible man
e. the entire universe is in fact tiny and the stars seen in the sky are only as large as footballs hovering a few miles above earth
f. cocaine has trace amounts of coca-cola in it
g. the internet is funnelled through whale brains stationed hundreds of miles apart sending signals telepathically
h. hubris
