Scalextric Orbital

Jacob Donaldson has recently built a scale model of the M25 around his estate. The three and a half miles of track is home to roughly one hundred thousand miniature cars Donaldson powers with a small electric substation. The model is pretty much an exact replica in every way except at junction 4B, where the M25 usually intersects with the M4, Donaldson has chosen to pile up dead foxes. There is a small tunnel underneath this pile, every time a car passes through it usually disrupts the flies and maggots on the corpses. Another thing worth noting is the absence of traffic jams due to the constant speed upheld by the cars, something Donaldson is incredibly proud of.