Millions have been donated into researching possible similarities between machinery and athletes. Particular experiments include inserting sponges into the anal cavity of athletes and then measuring dampness on exposure to various powertool demonstrations. Angle Grinders and Impact Wrenches were found to be the most arousing and interviews carried out with the subjects afterwards showed an increased interest in both construction and demolition sites as possible areas to practise for the upcoming 2012 olympic festival of games. Touching is encouraged.
