Short Arse

Paul Abraham Hewson was the lead singer for a band used as a cultural weapon through subliminal acoustic messages. His 'attack rock' planted common sounds found during public life (such as the low frequency noise that traffic lights play or the notes from telephone ringtones) and wove them into thought strings which culminated in a devastating apathy. Their Greatest Hits album was the cultural equivalent to a large scale toxic weapon attack.

The scales of autism and schizophrenia were equally balanced.