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Post Urban Regeneration

A mixed social and co-working space is at the cutting edge of urban regeneration. Dendron and Sons had franchised the concept of sticking a bunch of tables and pop-up street food shacks in an empty warehouse, repeating the prize winning combination across deserted urban spaces up and down the country.

The real genius had been branding each business as a separate entity, yet behind the scenes was part of a conglomerate of various functions sitting within the umbrella organisation. The burgers, the curries, the beer, the atmosphere and the prices were the same wherever you went. Underground were vats of food and drink piped up into fake kitchens, where employees would pretend to cook and serve the grub to the clueless customers.

This years trend was maximalist minimal. The ceiling betrayed the buildings industrial heritage, yet this is obscured by houseplants spilling from plant pots suspended in the air with locally sourced macrame. Vivid wallpaper of toucans and panthers hiding amongst patterned botanicals was used to focus the viewers attention as it constantly searches for meaning. There are bookshelves filled with leatherbound books rejected from charity shops, volumes of poetry, first edition books of science, piles upon piles of books grabbed by drunks, laughed at, then thrown onto the fire pits that dot the room.

A number of other businesses occupied the fringe of these consumer zones. Tattooists, barbers, magazine sellers, people peddling vintage military clothing, shops that can replace the screens of phones, sometimes even a candlestick maker could be seen hammering their metals with a candlehammer, whistling a haunting tune.

The killer idea for these zones was to utilise its failure. As more and more of these spaces pop up, often spreading their customers across miles of pop up restaurants, the ones that became abandoned had its own regeneration built in. Pillars of soil were embedded in each building, the tables were saturated with mushroom spores, the houseplants would eventually break from their hammocks and crash to the floor, spreading root systems through an accumulation of dirt. Within a growing season, nature would take over entirely and transform the space into an internal garden.

These internal gardens offer a home for animals, insects and birds of all weights and volumes. A family of deer can live in these regenerated spaces living off the fruits of blackberries and lemon trees, often in the heart of a city centre. The franchise had built in the rot of failed businesses to serve as the basis for micro-urban green regenerative zones, managing to offset surrounding businesses by sucking up carbon. Sewage is often pumped into the abandoned rooms, creating a rich swamp for toads and catfish to live amongst. Animals we didn't know existed have been found hiding amongst shrubbery. 

Is this the future of gentrification? Rather than artificially inflating the value of land bought previously and used to develop tiny flats for future miserables, Dendron and Sons are turning the usual business model on its head. By simply doing nothing, nature does its thing and before you know it your neighbourhood is a forest filled with badgers and foxes and bears, which in turn act as a kind security company for the rapidly growing trees and foliage breaking from the ground. The earth cracks open and swallows cars and a lake fills in the sinkhole. A wolf appears at a window, its yellow eyes looking down at the person sleeping in the room beneath. A prelude to a world without people, made all the more sweeter by walking through the trees and empty buildings, your footsteps totally silent, traceless.