The supermodel was dressed in a turquoise dress and matching six inch heels whilst the various photographers milled around, shouting encouragement and redirecting lights in order to best illuminate the beautiful woman. She was stood next to a eight foot high pane of glass and gently rested her body against it, where her skin met the surface it all became the same featureless, flat colour.
"Tilt!" screamed the director. Pulleys were jigged about and the top of the glass began to descend, creating an angle growing less and less steep as the seconds ticked by.
"Hoist!" he yelled. The pane of glass began to slowly ascend. The scene was set. Silence had fallen over the crew as they watched the supermodel slowly begin to slide off the glass. Cameras tracked the viscosity of her skin as a strange squeaking sound filled the room. Just as her hips reached the bottom of the glass, she flopped down, landing slightly unsteadily on her feet.
"Great job! Can we go again at a thirty seven degree angle?" said the director. She nodded, going to one side to have her make-up reapplied as a window cleaner descended from above to clean the glass.
Showing posts with label csi. Show all posts
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25.3.13
27.2.11
17.1.11
It Took The Night To Believe
Necromagnetism was first theorized in the mid-19th century as the possible cause of frogs raining. The hypothesis was that certain kinds of storms caused the electronic elements in flesh (such as the iron in blood, the neurons in the brain) to react with the surrounding water leading to extreme magnetism when the cells were inactive. Essentially that dead fish and frogs became extremely magnetic when certain kinds of storms were overhead causing them to fly through the air for several miles until they became degaussed.
Recent experiments have used this theory to create artificial necromagnets in order to find bodies at sea. This has lead to many levitations of dead things, perhaps the most recent was an experiment involving starlings that had been executed then levitated several miles into Somerset. Necromagnetism is still in it's early stages, although scientists hope to harness this energy in order to explore life after death.
Recent experiments have used this theory to create artificial necromagnets in order to find bodies at sea. This has lead to many levitations of dead things, perhaps the most recent was an experiment involving starlings that had been executed then levitated several miles into Somerset. Necromagnetism is still in it's early stages, although scientists hope to harness this energy in order to explore life after death.
4.1.11
Exquisite Corpse Autopsy
"Her eyes glazed over when I began painting them." - Hugh Humph, set decorator for the film 'Goldfinger' [1964]
"It took so long to become aroused it felt like we had been married for ten years rather than on our second date." - Penelope Buttons
"It took so long to become aroused it felt like we had been married for ten years rather than on our second date." - Penelope Buttons
28.12.10
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3D Google Earth Steet View by 2O11 Summer Confirmed! Rival company Apple Inc. counter-invented a device to project yourself from somebody else's holographic projection belt combining the interests of social networking and cyber crimes. It was a good alibi to have a projection of yourself seen at a Sting concert, acting out strangulations amongst the throngs of dancing people. This technology also lead to the invention of ghosts.
14.9.10
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30.7.10
The Prosthetic Husband
Faking a quantum suicide, bug eyed and 16:9. Ghost limbs ache. Dread. That's what happens when coming back from uncle war. Just one more thing.
Tequila slammer. Tequila mockingbird.
Tequila slammer. Tequila mockingbird.
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