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Frying Pan Is Hot

"Patient shows signs of depression, sexual anxiety and a general disconnection from society." said the psychiatrist into the dictaphone. He saw the patient thirty miles from his home, conducting regular visits to the cabin for the last five years in order to conduct a psychiatric evaluation. The patient was himself.

He prescribed himself 100µg of LSD to be taken before meals, upping the dose for family occasions such as birthdays, weddings and Christmas. Often he wouldn't eat, instead trailing meat and vegetables around his plate creating shapes in the various gravies provided. His son, also a doctor, would attempt to take prints from these gravy diagrams before the table was cleared. They didn't mean anything although ended up being used as Rorschach tests for the tongue.

Stoned Galls

State of the art technology is already obsolete.

Sham Poo

More science now!

Nicholsons

Jack Nicholson slowly appearing from a mirrored edge. He demands wine whiskey and women, the three double you's he requires. After completion of any of his film projects he likes to celebrate by fitting an inside-out waterbed to his bathroom walls and having a big bubble bath in the whole room.

Palm Reading

Upside down space rockets, get it over with.

Grandstand

The Summer Of Ennui

Not giving enough. Not caring enough. Not doing enough. Not thinking enough. About Mars.

Binomial

Everything at right angles. A government spokesman, a go vern men t spoke sman, spoke today regarding people who have vanished when being alone in a room with a quantum computer. Brian Cox is still missing.

Late In The Evening, Giant Bat Attack

Genetically modified o-zone for a planet filled with infoplebs. Only those that remained on the outside of this metal uterus grew up big and strong like godzillas.

Psychozoology

The scientist looked out at the Atlantic, wondering what metaphors he could wrangle from the waves in order to properly explain his own research into electromagnetic wave manipulation. Surfing an x-ray? A boat that travelled on the ultraviolet? Amongst the crests of white foam and grey water sludge a dead shark floated. What kind of strange fishes would live in the sea of electromagnetism.

Metabolise

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In Touch With Nature

Jennifer Fairholme recently tried to get back in touch with nature by trying to survive without technology. Naked and mute she stumbled through the forest, cutting her feet on broken branches as she searched for food. At night she lay curled up by a tree, hoping that no animal would attack her. This lasted for a few days until she started to raid the bins in the suburbs where she used to live, occasionally scared away by a security light. People still see her from time to time, rushing away from car headlights and the local rambling club. She's doing a lot better now.

Visualize

Now we can see ultraviolet.

Dripping Exhausts

America has had quite an interesting reaction to the motorcar, it is deeply ingrained into their culture due to the popularity of this technology. Just as we anthropomorphise animals, people also do this to cars (such as the Pixar film; Cars). Cars themselves are interesting objects often designed to be aerodynamic, which share the forms of birds or predator mammals. As technology gets more organic it will take less effort for the sexualization of these metal bodies to be undertaken. It is hard to imagine a future in which people ride around in pulsing steel vulvas although I would hazard a guess and say we're not far off.

The Major Groove

Nootropics are the new drug craze to hit the mean streets. The pharmaceuticals bend the brain towards intelligence in the form of cutting off the blood supply to certain areas of the cortex or boosting nerve reaction for example. These nootropic drugs enhance the mental function of the user, allowing the average person to have superior brain powers. Teenagers are catching onto this strange notion by spending millions a year in nootropics such as Dimethylstramonium, Rubidium Divinorum and Soma. Genius criminals stalk the streets carrying out crimes reminiscent of Moriaty. Instead of the regular muggings and burglarizing that take place in society people are now becoming victims of bizarre complexity. The government has declared nootropics illegal, causing the police to find other means in which to fight the intellectually superior criminal.

"You can't start a fire without a spark." - James Watson, 1974

Appreciation

They reclined into soft futons covered in a rich velvet. Over their bodies drifted the blue-grey smoke from the incense. Nag Champa. Everybody looked down, towards the centre of the room. Breathing so shallow you were unsure if these people were alive or not. Together they enjoyed the centre piece, a ten foot high lava lamp with surface mics fixed around it's glass body. They transmitted the sounds of the inner globuloids.

It Took The Night To Believe

Necromagnetism was first theorized in the mid-19th century as the possible cause of frogs raining. The hypothesis was that certain kinds of storms caused the electronic elements in flesh (such as the iron in blood, the neurons in the brain) to react with the surrounding water leading to extreme magnetism when the cells were inactive. Essentially that dead fish and frogs became extremely magnetic when certain kinds of storms were overhead causing them to fly through the air for several miles until they became degaussed.

Recent experiments have used this theory to create artificial necromagnets in order to find bodies at sea. This has lead to many levitations of dead things, perhaps the most recent was an experiment involving starlings that had been executed then levitated several miles into Somerset. Necromagnetism is still in it's early stages, although scientists hope to harness this energy in order to explore life after death.

A Personal Appeal From Jimmy Wales Founder Jimmy Wales

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